Marriage is a major commitment, and is best contemplated by those who should be
committed.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Men are like copy machines - about the only thing they're good for is reproduction.
Men are like mascara - they run at the first sign of emotion.
My greatest fear is there is no such thing as PMS and this is my wife's real personality.
My husband said if I went shopping again, he'd leave me. WHY didn't somebody tell me it
was that easy!?!
My next husband will be normal.
My next husband will be normal - one weird person in a marriage is enough!
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
Never date a woman whose father calls her 'Princess.' Chances are she believes it.
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