Saturday, January 24, 2009

Free Laugh - Elizabeth?

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

One woman to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Other woman, "Yes, I married the wrong man..."

Post-Divorce greeting card - Front: "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...", Inside: "...that you're not here to ruin things for me."

Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.

Sadly, all men are created equal.

A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

She's waiting for the right man to come along, but in the meantime she's keeping in practice with the wrong ones.

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

The prominent pillar of the community was reading his morning paper in the den and called out to his wife, "Elizabeth, did you read the gossip column today? Absolutely ridiculous! It says you left me. Elizabeth? Elizabeth???"

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