Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Free Laugh - Insanity...

I know how to push all my wife's buttons...now if I could only find the one marked OFF!
I love you more today than yesterday -yesterday you really got on my nerves!
I never even believed in divorce until after I got married.
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I'd like to live life in the fast lane but I'm married to a speed bump.
I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
If Mama ain't happy, nobody's happy; If Daddy ain't happy, who cares.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If you made a list of the reasons why any couple got married and another list of the reasons
for their divorce, you'd have a lot of overlapping!
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
Insanity: grounds for divorce in some states, grounds for marriage in all.

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