"Marriage" Requires commitment to an institution - see "insanity".
The happiest time in a man's life is that period of time between his first and second marriage. The problem is ... he doesn't realize it, until the second marriage!
"I Will" is the shortest sentence in the english language..."I Do" is the longest.
The secret to successful investing for retirement is to keep your first wife!!!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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