We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling/swimming, or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs.
When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's sad.
We don't have to get our strength up between sessions . . . and it's much easier for us to get laid in the first place.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous . . . they look like complete fools in ours.
It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.
We get drunk quicker and cheaper.
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