Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
She was a great housekeeper, too. When we divorced, she kept the house.
Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
A couple were being interviewed on their Golden Wedding Anniversary. "In all that time -- did you ever consider divorce?" they were asked. "Oh, no, not divorce," one said. "Murder sometimes, but never divorce."
Why do married men gain weight while single men don't? A single man goes to the refrigerator, sees nothing that he wants, and goes to bed. A married man goes to bed, sees nothing he wants, and goes to the refrigerator.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men.... It only seems longer.
Scientist have discovered a food to diminish a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called Wedding Cake.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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