Sunday, January 4, 2009

Free Laugh - Bits of Wisdom

Everytime I find Mr Right my husband scares him away.
The inherent downside in a life of pursuing women is the possibility of inadvertently catching one.

Marriage is a strange phenomenon that happens to human beings. And the best part is, both the unmarried and the married are unhappy, though for radically opposite reasons, one for not being married, and the other for being married.

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

Marriage is an investment that pays dividends if you pay interest.

The secret of a successful marriage is incompatability. He has the income, you have the patability.

When a husband's words are sharp, it may be from trying to get them in edgeways.

My ex was a heart surgeon. She ripped my heart out.

If Love is Blind and Marriage is an Institution, then Marriage is an Institution for the Blind.

The difference between a girlfriend and a wife is about 100 pounds.

Marriage, five minutes to get in and a lifetime to get out of.

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