Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Take an interest in your husband's hobbies; hire a private detective.
Take your troubles like a man; blame them on a woman.
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late."
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
Very few trial separations don't work.
Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
We both have the same problem...you!
We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how much they must hate to work for a living.
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?Because they are tired of using their own.
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
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