After divorce, men realize that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with an astounding financial loss.
Alimony: bounty after the mutiny.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.
The difference between a circus and a singles bar is - at the circus, the clowns don't try to talk to you.
Divorce: The past tense of marriage.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
Do you know why women don't blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
Don't marry for money; it's cheaper to borrow it.
Don't think that every sad-eyed woman has loved and lost - she may have got him.
First guy: "My wife's an angel!"Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Get a New Car for Your Spouse. It'll Be a Great Trade.
Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
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