Sunday, August 15, 2010

Thoughts for the Day

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.

Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free!

Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.

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