Monday, August 2, 2010

Free Laugh - Funny News Headlines

News Headlines To Make You Laugh!

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Some of the funnier, laugh out loud, news headlines of the past:

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide (Gee, I wonder why?)

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant (does that work any better than jail?)

Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole In One

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Tiger Woods Play With Own Balls, Nike Says

Miners Refuse to Work after Death (Lazy bastards!)

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says (No, really?)

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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