Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Free Laugh - Couples Humor

Couples Humor

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

The woman says, "I'll miss you."


"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.


He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.

She said - Well, you succeeded.


On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere.

Written just below it "I do not."


He said - Should we try swapping positions tonight?

She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.


He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


A couple who's been married for over 20 years were having a fight in the car during a trip for a holiday.

After arguing for a moment, they decided to quit talking and silence ruled.

Then after a few minutes, they passed some pigs in a farm, all making horrible noises. The wife looks at her husband and gives a sinister grin and says, "Relatives of yours?"

The husband replied "Yep, in-laws

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