Free Laugh - Seminars for Women

The male staff will be offering courses listed below to women of all marital status. Attendance in at least 10 is mandatory:
1. Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
2. Doing Housework Without Complaining
3. Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
4. Going to the Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)
5. Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
6. Exercise: How it Keeps You From Looking Like Your Mother
7. Sex: Learning How to Initiate
8. How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
9. Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"
10. Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
11. The Toilet Seat: I Can Put It Down
12. Sex Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"
13. "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
14. How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
15. The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
16. You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
17. Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Basinger -- But You're Acceptable
18. Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Is Enough)
19. Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
20. Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
21. Sex: More Than Just Lying There
22. Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours
23. Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
24. Makeup: The Less is More Theory
25. Nagging: Stop the Insanity!
26. How to Use Only 1/2 the Closet
27. Sports Terminology (formerly, "No, the Dodgers play Baseball not Basketball")
28. Living With Only 2 Dozen Pairs of Shoes
29. Shopping, Disease or Weakness
30. Exercise, It Won't kill You Once in a While
31. Showering: the Water Does Not Have to be Set to Boil
32. Getting Flowers: Wouldn't You Rather Have Something Useful, Like an Autographed Baseball?