An Irish bloke was walking home late at night from the bar and when he saw a woman hiding in the shadows.'Twenty quid ' she whispered.
Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decided what the hell, it's only twenty quid .
So they hid in the bushes and they were going 'at it' when all of a sudden a light flashed on them.
It was a police officer . "Allo, what's going on here then?' he said.
'Oid be making love to me wife!' Paddy answered, sounding annoyed.
'Oh, I'm sorry,' said the cop, 'I didn't know' .
'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her.
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