If Holy Water was beer he'd be at mass every morning.
Whiskey when you're sick makes you well, whiskey when you're well makes you sick.
Wine drowns more men than water.
You've never seen a collection for a needy publican.
The drunk will soon have daylight in through the rafters.
A man in need of a drink thinks of great schemes to get it.
Drink is a curse-- it makes you shoot at your landlord --and miss him.
Before you call for one for the road be sure you know the road.
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