Sunday, September 27, 2009

Free Laugh - There's more than one way to land a plane...

Casey & Sullivan were on a small chartered airplane when the pilot suddenly had a heart attack.

"Don't Panic," cried Casey heroically. "I'll land this baby!"

Seizing the controls he headed for the runway at Dublin Airport, and began wrestling the diving plane to the ground.

Just as the wheels touched the ground, Sullivan screamed, "Red lights!! Right in front of you!"

Immediately Casey threw the engine in reverse and jammed on the breaks, bringing the plane to a violent stop just inches from the edge of the lights.

"Brother!" he puffed, wiping his brow. "That sure was a short runway!"

"Yeah," agreed Sullivan, looking side to side, "but look how WIDE it is."

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