Free Laugh - Redneck Humor

Three rednecks were working up on a Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Donnie says, 'Well, nuts, someone should go and tell his wife.'Ronnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Donnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Ronnie?''Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Ronnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."She said,'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.