These are genuine clips from Dublin City Council complaint letters - so read and enjoy how others put their thoughts into words … 1. Its the dog’s mess that I find hard to swallow.
2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
3. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof... I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
4. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
6. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it, yesterday, and now she is pregnant.
7. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
8. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.
9. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
10. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
11. Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny color and not fit to drink.
12. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces...
13. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.
14. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
15. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times, but I still have no satisfaction.
16. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.
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