Thoughts for the Day - 10 Things to Do Every Day

Gotta love this...I found this after doing several posts with lists of "Things to Live By"...Enjoy! (Disclaimer: do not try this at home! lol)

1. Wake Up Early

   Set your alarm for around two in the morning; you’ll get more work done when there’s no one up to get in your way. Reward yourself with a quick bump of crystal meth to get you going.

2. Make a List

   If you followed step one you should be able to finish up by seven or eight o’clock.

3. Stop and Smell the Roses

   But only the ones with prime numbered petals.

4. Do Something Nice for Another Person

   Or not.

5. Read

   You have already completed this requirement by reaching this far down the list.

6. Watch the Sun Set

   Sunset is a much better time to watch the sun than High Noon. Conscious awareness of the approaching evening will remind you that there are only five hours until you get up tomorrow morning.

7. Exercise

   Beating mimes is a great way to work cardio and upper body strength. Don’t forget to kick them while they’re down to get at your quads.

8. Eat Right

   Don’t eat McDonald’s more than once a week; instead, be sure to mix up the restaurants you visit. Remember to eat Burger King, Taco Bell, and Arby’s in order to get a well balanced diet. Also donuts.

9. Laugh

   Do it. Or a kitten dies.

10. Meditate/Contemplate the Day

    In whatever way best suits you, take a moment to reflect on your life experience in order to absorb and appreciate the gift that has been bestowed upon you. Be it through a hot bath, an evening puff on the ol’ tobacco pipe, or listening to the screams from your basement waft and mingle with the scents of hot apple pie, any way you choose to honor your day is just fine.