Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Why you never question a drunk...

A woman was shopping at the local supermarket and selected:

* A half-gallon of 2% milk
* A carton of eggs
* A quart of orange juice
* A head lettuce
* A 2 lb. can of coffee
* A 1 lb. package of bacon

She was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out.

A drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: 'Well, you're absolutely right...

But how on earth did you know ?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly'.

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