
Whiskey when you're sick makes you well, whiskey when you're well makes you sick.
Wine drowns more men than water.
You've never seen a collection for a needy publican.
The drunk will soon have daylight in through the rafters.
A man in need of a drink thinks of great schemes to get it.
Drink is a curse-- it makes you shoot at your landlord --and miss him.
Before you call for one for the road be sure you know the road.
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