Saturday, July 31, 2010
Friday, July 30, 2010
Thoughts for the Day
Strangers have the best candy.
Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Thoughts for the Day
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Thoughts for the Day
Earth is the insane Asylum for the universe.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met!
Thoughts for the Day
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Thoughts for the Day
Strangers have the best candy.
Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Thoughts for the Day
In Order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
Free Laugh -- New Supermarket
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.